Saturday, September 29, 2007
Blonde Jokes
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't they're born that way!
Q: Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said "concentrate"!
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Very Gifted!
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been using your computer?
A: There is white-out all over the computer screen!
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone!
Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
A: Blow in her ear!
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions!
Q: How do you really confuse a blonde?
A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner!
Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out!
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered!
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought!
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth!
Q: Why did the blonde climb over the chain link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side!
Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house!
Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade!
Q: What goes "vroom - screech | vroom-screech | vroom-screech"?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q: What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intellegence
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?
A: It took her 2 weeks to figure out that you could play it at night!
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold!
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the # 11???
A: She didn't know which 1 came first!
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the fish?
A: She tried to drown it!
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff!
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it!
Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture!
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads!
Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?
A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees!
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A: Reservations!
Q: What do you get when you put 20 blonde's ear to ear?
A: A Wind Tunnel!
Q: How do you drown a dumb blonde?
A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool!
Q: how did the blonde wreck the hellicopter?
A: she got cold and turned off the fan.
Q: What did the blondes right leg say to her left leg?
A: Nothing, they've never met!
Q:What do you call a blonde behind the steering wheel?
A: An airbag.
Q: What was the blonde doing up in the tree?
A: She was raking leaves.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A :You pick it up, pull the pin, and throw it back!!!
Q: Why can't blondes make kool-aid?
A: They don't understand how to get the 2 quarts of water into the little package.
Q: Three people were walking down the street. Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde. They all saw a ten dollar bill on the sidewalk. Who got it?
A: The dumb blonde got it because the other two are fictional
A: You don't they're born that way!
Q: Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said "concentrate"!
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Very Gifted!
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been using your computer?
A: There is white-out all over the computer screen!
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone!
Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
A: Blow in her ear!
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions!
Q: How do you really confuse a blonde?
A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner!
Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out!
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered!
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought!
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth!
Q: Why did the blonde climb over the chain link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side!
Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house!
Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade!
Q: What goes "vroom - screech | vroom-screech | vroom-screech"?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q: What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intellegence
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?
A: It took her 2 weeks to figure out that you could play it at night!
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold!
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the # 11???
A: She didn't know which 1 came first!
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the fish?
A: She tried to drown it!
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff!
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it!
Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture!
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads!
Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?
A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees!
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A: Reservations!
Q: What do you get when you put 20 blonde's ear to ear?
A: A Wind Tunnel!
Q: How do you drown a dumb blonde?
A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool!
Q: how did the blonde wreck the hellicopter?
A: she got cold and turned off the fan.
Q: What did the blondes right leg say to her left leg?
A: Nothing, they've never met!
Q:What do you call a blonde behind the steering wheel?
A: An airbag.
Q: What was the blonde doing up in the tree?
A: She was raking leaves.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A :You pick it up, pull the pin, and throw it back!!!
Q: Why can't blondes make kool-aid?
A: They don't understand how to get the 2 quarts of water into the little package.
Q: Three people were walking down the street. Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde. They all saw a ten dollar bill on the sidewalk. Who got it?
A: The dumb blonde got it because the other two are fictional
# posted by Vinod @ 10:06 PM 
